I'm still alive bitches.
He's just a troll, Ronald.
So am I, Tom.
I WATCHED SNAPE KILL YOU DUMBEDORE
What is quite unfortunate for you, Tom, is your ignorance of the truth that I made my own horcrux when Ariana died.
GAHHHH WHAT IS IT WITH YOU. I WILL FIND AND DESTROY YOUR HORCRUX YOU FUCKING COPYCAT.
You say that as if I hadn't anticipated your reaction, Tom.
What... what did you make it out of... professor...
A nice pair of earmuffs that Madam Pomfrey got me for my birthday. They're quite comfortable.
OK, which one of you jokers peed in my pensieve?
I don't know if this is the right place. Before Gab shut down I distinctly remember leaving a bologna sammich in the corner next to the jazz rags. I don't see a sammich.
It's graduated from college by now and is a bitter millennial that can't get a job.
I'm so confused